silence brand

oneheadtoanother:

Everybody hates on paywalls but they’ve saved me from reading so many NYT articles 🫂

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doffy2:

doffy2:

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

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This is one of your worst posts yet man

whitetigerdemoness:

kragehund-est:

khanuckle:

0ttosbackinpurgatory:

crabs-and-bongos:

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don’t get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

Modern movies and shows tend to have very unbalanced mixing. Also, a common trend in modern movies is more realistic dialogue (mumbling) that is not as crisp as it was in previous eras of film making.

I’m eating corn chips and they be crunchy and loud as hell and also I’m half deaf I think

audio processing issues and also crunchy food

Because I can’t hear the actors whispering important information over the explosions

someonestrawberry:

saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??

saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you’ll think twice about taking antidepressants.

ominous-ellipses:

FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!

modmad:

wisgi:

the-greentext-guy:

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for the complete experience

beaky-peartree:

beaky-peartree:

i just remembered a story my first plug told me. she’s butch and gets mistaken for a man a lot. one time she was walking home when a guy pulled a knife on her and asked for everything in her pockets. panicking, she said “ok” and the guy hearing her voice was like “oh shit, are you a girl?” and she was like “yeah” and he put the knife away and said something like “sorry. i can’t do this to a woman” and left. feminist ally.

it’s a tragedy i couldn’t find this post in time for international women’s day. happy belated women’s day to this guy.

fairycosmos:

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

heiratemich333:

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been feeling a lot like him lately

rivertigo:

I hate the phrase “beating off” because if I had a penis I would treat it so well I would never beat it or anything like that… I’m too kind

knucklestheenchilada:

jeza-red:

magikus-miccentyu:

Perfect woman

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She’s everything to me

songsintheattic:

songsintheattic:

the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she’s “well socialized” but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?

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she enjoys this. what is left?